Friday, March 23, 2018

7QT: Back At It Edition

1. Blogging is hard. Or more precisely, writing blog posts takes a considerable amount of dedicated time and brain space and both those things are in short supply around here. I started out with what seemed to be a fairly modest goal – weekly quick takes and occasional additional posts – and yet even that has needed to be pared down. It's actually been good for me to be able to fail fall behind for a couple weeks and realize that it's okay.

2. I have been craigslisting like crazy the past couple weeks. For better ($20 wheelbarrow! $20 Little Free Library! $9 seriously adorable birdhouses!) and for worse (if time is money then the savings margin has been greatly reduced).
Seriously. Adorable.
I am currently looking for a couch that isn't roughly the size of our living room so I will finally have space to use my (also craigslisted! free! antique!) secretary desk and stop having to use the dining room table as my work space.

3. Eric and I are a classic case of opposites attract. He's choleric, I'm phlegmatic; he's an ENTJ, I'm an INFJ; he's a filer, I'm a piler; his love languages boil down to doing, mine to being. Routine and flexibility, head and heart, justice and mercy. Some days it seems that the differences between what defines us individually are endless. Many days this leads to misunderstanding and friction, and the occasional sullen stand-off. It also leads to many moments of intentional togetherness, conscious decisions to love one another, and humorous anecdotes.

Some stories require a bit of time to pass before they can be laughed at together (like the time he found me hiding under a blanket in the closet after an argument) and others are just plain funny right off the bat. Take this week for example. Eric is the type of person who, when moving into a new place, sets all the furniture down and leaves it in that arrangement until it's time to move again. I, on the other hand, like to rearrange. And then rearrange again. And then again. I keep tweaking until the arrangement is “right.” And then I leave it be. Until something changes (new piece of furniture, new baby, Spring Fever) and, well, it's not “right” anymore.

We learned fairly quickly that it is much less stressful for both of us if I don't try to explain my “vision” ahead of time. Instead, I simply rearrange and Eric finds out when he walks in the door. The long, aggravating discussions of whether, and why, the shelves need to swap places have been replaced with a quick shock – like ripping off a band-aid, but without warning. Given how frequently I rearrange at least a little the shocks aren't usually too bad. But this week I went all out on our living room. Eric knew I was looking for a new couch, but what he didn't know was that buying a new couch was going to entail a whole new arrangement, and that I'd need to try out said arrangement ahead of time so as to know precisely what size couch I am looking for.

When Eric – aka Mr. Consistency – comes home from work he puts the mail on the radio (big, old-fashioned, craigslisted!) and his lunchbox on the little green table by the door. When he came home on Wednesday the radio had moved across the room and the little table was tucked behind the coat-tree and the giant couch. After the shock subsided and the glazed look left his eyes, he marched across the room, put the mail on the radio, and then marched back, leaned over the giant couch, and squeezed his lunchbox around the bulging coat-tree and onto the little table.

Our individual definitions of adaptability are yet another chance to grow - and laugh! - together.

4. Spring has been slowly (oh so slowly) creeping upon us. There have been several warm, sunny days over the past few weeks, teasing us with the promise of good things to come, and then disappearing under grey skies and more snow. We are supposed to get another inch or more tomorrow, which is just plain depressing, despite the simultaneous 40 degree forecast.
This is what a Minnesotan childhood looks like
And yet! I saw a robin today! There are green spikes poking out of the garden! (I tried to take pictures but I'm not much of a photographer and everything just looked brown.) And despite the persisting snowbanks there are puddles galore! Sprout has new-blue-puddle-stomping-boots and a spiffy "fire-stomping" rain jacket. I haven't reminded him of his umbrella because that is a battle I am not yet ready to fight.

5. Do you say boulevard or hellstrip? Or something else entirely? I hadn't even heard of the term "hellstrip" until I started looking up ideas for a boulevard garden, and I'm still not clear on where or why they're called that.

However you choose to say it, my biggest plan this year is a boulevard garden, complete with Little Free Library (craigslist! $20! Did I mention that already?) and complimentary edibles. I scored a large variety of free pots and planters from a downsizing neighbor and plan to put them to use in a front yard experiment. I want to surround the LFL with a flower garden, interspersed with potted peas, beans, cherry tomatoes, etc. and topped off with a little sign welcoming passers-by to nibble as they browse for books. I'm calling it an experiment because (1) although we get some foot traffic we're in a sort of urban peninsula and I'm not sure often our LFL will be frequented and (2) despite the general quietness of our neighborhood, this is the city and hooliganism happens. Stay tuned for updates over the summer!

6. I have always been a better baker than cook. Partly because I grew up baking and have been familiar with the basics for a long time, partly because I was cooking for one for most of my twenties and kept the grocery list small and the recipes simple, and partly because I've always loved to bake but until fairly recently cooking made me nervous. For most of my adult life I was apprehensive about trying any seasonings outside my comfort zone - salt, pepper, onion, garlic - and despite making a mean chili I shied away from soup, convinced that it was a complicated, all day affair.

I now have a variety of recipes in my repertoire, use exotic seasonings such as cumin and tarragon, and make most of our dinners (including weekly soups) from scratch. The top three things that have helped to widen my culinary horizons are

1. A CSA the first two summers of our marriage, forcing me to find a variety of new recipes to use up the piles of vegetables that took over our kitchen;
2. Seven months of elimination diets (cutting out dairy, wheat, soy, tree nuts, cruciferous vegetables, nightshades, coffee, chocolate, and joy in various combinations) when we thought Sprout had food allergies taught me all about using substitutions;
3. And of course, Pinterest.
I made one of our favorite Pinterest finds for the feast of St. Joseph on Monday. This oven fajita recipe is easy and delicious, and never fails to bring back memories... After making it and loving it the first time, I wrote the recipe in my family recipe book and (to illustrate just how little I knew) I wrote 8 tsps. of cayenne pepper instead of 1/8 tsp. Eight teaspoons of cayenne pepper in one recipe. I made many mouths burn and one small child cry before I realized my terrible mistake. It explained why we always made sure to have a lot of sour cream on hand for fajita night!

7. I taught third grade catechism at our parish for several years a while back, and recently came across a notebook with some of my favorite class quotes jotted down. Among the best:

(After explaining the Trinity using the analogy of an apple) "So who is the First Person of the Trinity?" "God the Skin!"

"What does it mean that our bodies are a temple of the Holy Spirit?" "Our bodies are dove cages?!"

"The church is made of marbles?!? It must have taken a million!"

And the moment that hopefully took some time off Purgatory... Have you ever tried explaining Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery to a bunch of 9 year olds? With my first class I decided to talk about respecting our and other people's bodies and the response was: "so, what you're saying is, modesty is adultery for kids?" Followed by, "I saw a girl commit adultery at church, she didn't have any sleeves!" Followed by panicked visions of angry phone calls... I think I clarified enough to avoid any awkward comments stage-whispered during mass, but I'll probably never know!

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Friday, March 2, 2018

7QT: Lenten Stay-cation Edition

1. Winters in the Midwest tend to drag. (Understatement of the year.) When I was growing up there were several winters where my parents would take all seven stir-crazy kids to a small town hotel for one night of swimming, junk food, and Cartoon Network. It gave us something to look forward to in the bleak post-Christmas months and I have one particularly fond memory of swimming in a warm pool, surrounded by snowbanks that had drifted halfway up the glass walls of the pool room.

With that memory before me, in early January I proposed we plan a similar getaway to break up the Spring Fever insanity. A regular old pool is pretty limited fun for a two year old, so we decided to spring for a couple nights in one of the regionally famous indoor waterparks of the Wisconsin Dells. We'd never stayed in such an exotic place before and the pictures looked magical and full of warm, summery promise.

2. Enter The Cold That Will Not End. As we limped through weeks of dripping noses and hacking coughs I put off booking our rooms just in case sneezes turned to the flu. We settled on a Sunday-Tuesday trip for the cheaper prices and day-of availability. Eric requested PTO, but only because he knew he could revoke it if we had to cancel our trip.

Long, crabby, congested, teething story short - we didn't make it to the Dells. We went ahead with the time off but settled last minute on one night in a much more expensive local waterpark hotel, and despite a morning of epic tantrums, snapped responses, and sullen silences, a Plan and multiple Expectations still managed to slip in among the swimsuits as I packed. These harbingers of doom stayed behind at the hotel, laughing at our slumped and feverish backs as we trudged home hours earlier than expected Monday morning.
Getting our hopes up before we head to the splash pad

3. The rest of Monday was spent staring at screens, walls, and the occasional pillow. Eric slept off his fever on the couch with Sprout, who watched Land Before Time on repeat. I begged an uncharacteristically crabby Poppy to please just take a freaking nap, and sulked around the house to make sure everyone realized just how ruined my vacation was.

My inner monologue revolved around snarky comebacks to justify my petty attitude.  
It is Lent after all, go figure it ended up being a penitential vacation, I should probably just offer it up *dramatic eye-roll*. 
Yes, I know it's Lent so I shouldn't binge on leftover snacks, but I barely slept last night!
Oh, perfect, Poppy woke up again. Good thing Eric's too sick to help. At least he gets a vacation.

The snark quickly devolved into self pity, made worse by the fact that I knew I didn't really have much to complain about. There's nothing like self-awareness to ruin a good pity-party!

4. Tuesday burst upon us with sunshine and dripping eaves. Eric let me sleep in as late as a hungry Poppy would allow, and then we broke out the sunglasses and headed outside for a long family walk.
A few good puddle stomps washed away the remaining crankiness and we all made peace. We spent the sunny hours playing Pooh-sticks in the curb rivers and building a Snow Bear to protect the back yard from heffalumps and woozels. A dinner out to Chik-fil-A topped us off and our family vacation came to an unexpectedly graceful conclusion.
Sprout dressed up for the occasion
5. One of my Lenten resolutions this year is to have a couple pieces of chocolate every evening. It sounds a little funny at first, but our "penitential vacation" re-emphasized the importance of what I have come to call my "kindness chocolate." I am not just a seasoned pity-partier, I am also quite talented at taking it to the next level: self-loathing. For various reasons which I will not get into now, I tend to move quickly from "I messed up" to "I am a mess." And that's putting it nicely.

The idea behind the "kindness chocolate" is to think of it as a gift from God the Father himself. No matter how my day went - no matter how much or how little I accomplished, how loving or short-tempered I was, no matter how loveable I felt - I am to receive this chocolate as a sign of my inherent worth and God's unfailing love for me. Eric often brings it to me in the evening which serves as an added bonus, reminding me of his love even on difficult days.

Looking back, I realize that not only did I skip the chocolate on the crappy vacation days, I kept that decision carefully on the verge of my consciousness. I "knew" I didn't deserve the chocolate, but I also knew that was precisely the point. I didn't want to have that conversation with myself, let alone with God, so I kept it shut carefully in the cupboard, along with the chocolate, to wait for a "better" day.

If nothing else, it has served as good reminder that healing takes time and effort, even when chocolate-coated.

6. I fell off the band-wagon with all my other Lenten resolutions during our vacation, and it's been hard to pick back up again now that I've lost steam. On the one hand I want to beat myself up about failing yet again, because I do this every year, and what made me think I would actually be good at Lent for once... and on the other hand, here's yet another reminder of why God and chocolate are better than God alone. (I'm quoting Teresa of Avila there - maybe she had her own stash of kindness chocolate!)

7. Sprout has been upping the toddler logic lately. He's got an answer for everything and we're having to carefully pick our battles so it's not a constant fight.
Preparing an argument for the defense.
Me: There are oranges and cheese stick on the table for snack.
Sprout: I don't want oranges and cheese stick!
Me: You want something else?
Sprout: Yes, I don't want that.
Me: Well, what do you want?
Sprout: I want that.
Me: You want oranges and cheese stick?
Sprout: Yes, that's what I love. 

Eric: Stop waving your feet around, you're bonking your sister.
Sprout: I have to fly my feet in the air, that's why my socks have helicopters on them.

Me: Stop kicking the table.
Sprout: I always kick the table, that's why I have feet.

"I always, that's why" has become the standard response when he's told to stop doing something, and when I re-read the following poem by A.A. Milne last night I had to wonder if Christopher Robin was coming up on 3 years old when his dad wrote it:

Christopher Robin goes
Hoppity, hoppity,
Hoppity, hoppity, hop.
Whenever I tell him
Politely to stop it, he
Says he can't possibly stop.

If he stopped hopping,
  he couldn't go anywhere,
Poor little Christopher
Couldn't go anywhere...
That's why he always goes
Hoppity, hoppity,
Hoppity,
Hoppity,
Hop.
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